Album Review – Gloryhammer / Return To The Kingdom Of Fife (2023)

Scotland’s own metallic warriors return to the Kingdom Of Fife with their fourth full-length opus, a massive onslaught of Power Metal greatness and epic fantasy.

In the not-so-distant Kingdom of Fife, there lies a band like no other. Scottish Symphonic Power Metal outfit Gloryhammer embodies the very essence of Power Metal and epic fantasy, with a sound so majestic and grandiose that it could only be the work of the gods themselves. Led by the manifestation of extreme trumpet-chaos in battle-mode, Gloryhammer have been waging a never-ending fight against the forces of Zargothrax since their formation in 2010, armed with what they like to call “Interdimensional Power Metal”. Now in 2023 the band formed of vocalist Angus McFife V (aka Sozos Michael), guitarist Ser Proletius, Grand Master of the Deathknights of Crail (aka Paul Templing), bassist The Hootsman, Astral Demigod of Unst (aka James Cartwright), keyboardist Zargothrax, Dark Emperor of Dundee (aka Michael Barber), and drummer Ralathor, the Mysterious Submarine Commander of Cowdenbeath (aka Ben Turk) is back in action with Return to the Kingdom of Fife, the fourth album in their already solid career. Featuring a majestic artwork by Dan Goldsworthy, the album is a massive onslaught of Power Metal greatness, being highly recommended for admirers of Alestorm, Powerwolf, Beast In Black, Battle Beast and Sabaton, among other metal giants.

Time to enter Gloryhammer’s parallel dimension to the symphonic intro Incoming Transmission until all hell breaks loose in Holy Flaming Hammer of Unholy Cosmic Frost, a fast and thunderous Power Metal feast where Ser Proletius is on fire with his riffs while Zargothrax adds his touch of insanity to the music with his magic keys; followed by Imperium Dundaxia, even more imposing and multi-layered, with the keys by Zargothrax sounding striking from start to finish, not to mention the song’s absolutely rumbling bass and drums. The keys by Zargothrax will penetrate deep inside your mind in Wasteland Warrior Hoots Patrol, a video game-like metal attack led by the electrifying riffage by Ser Proletius, whereas Brothers of Crail is a battle hymn where Ralathor dictates the song’s galloping pace supported by the puissant bass by The Hootsman. And continuing to distill their keyboard-infused Power Metal we have Fife Eternal, showcasing another spot-on performance by Angus supported by the riffs and bass by Ser Proletius and The Hootsman.

Sword Lord of the Goblin Horde is a lot slower, more melodic than its predecessors, and not as inspiring, with even the kitchen by Zargothaz and Ralahor sounding very basic. However, that lack of energy doesn’t last for too long, as Ralathor speeds things up with his frantic drumming in Vorpal Laserblaster of Pittenweem while Angus powerfully declaims the song’s lyrics in an incendiary display of Symphonic Power Metal. Keeper of the Celestial Flame of Abernethy follows the same formula as most of the songs from the album, a very happy version of Symphonic Power Metal spearheaded by the classic drums by Ralathor. Lastly, get ready for a 12-minute voyage full of cinematic passages, soaring vocals, ethereal keys, epic guitars and pounding drums beautifully titled Maleficus Geminus (Colossus Matrix 38B – Ultimate Invocation of the Binary Thaumaturge), a proper ending to such entertaining album flowing into a whimsical grand finale.

The electrifying Return To The Kingdom Of Fife can be appreciated in all of its glory on YouTube and on Spotify, but of course you can support those metal warriors by purchasing the album from HERE or HERE (and if I were you I would certainly go for the wooden deluxe box containing the 2-CD digipak, a 7” single for “Fly Away”, plus a cards + dice + flag + collector’s card bundle), and don’t forget to also follow the band on Facebook and on Instagram for news, tour dates and so on. “Hoots! We are proud to teleport you all to as-of-yet unknown mountaintops of extreme-trumpet-confoundry with this new opus! Several orchestras were maimed during the production process, which we think reflects adequately in the hyper-sonic nano-recordings we have inscribed on disc for you to peruse. Many battles await,” commented the band about their new album, inviting us all to join them on another quest for Power Metal in the vast Kingdom Of Fife, and I bet you’ll be more than happy to fight alongside one of the most important bands of the Scottish scene, right?

Best moments of the album: Holy Flaming Hammer of Unholy Cosmic Frost, Wasteland Warrior Hoots Patrol and Vorpal Laserblaster of Pittenweem.

Worst moments of the album: Sword Lord of the Goblin Horde.

Released in 2023 Napalm Records

Track listing
1. Incoming Transmission 1:46
2. Holy Flaming Hammer of Unholy Cosmic Frost 4:35
3. Imperium Dundaxia 4:36
4. Wasteland Warrior Hoots Patrol 4:29
5. Brothers of Crail 4:16
6. Fife Eternal 3:05
7. Sword Lord of the Goblin Horde 5:26
8. Vorpal Laserblaster of Pittenweem 4:29
9. Keeper of the Celestial Flame of Abernethy 3:20
10. Maleficus Geminus (Colossus Matrix 38B – Ultimate Invocation of the Binary Thaumaturge) 12:10

Band members
Angus McFife V (Sozos Michael) – vocals
Ser Proletius, Grand Master of the Deathknights of Crail (Paul Templing) – guitars
The Hootsman, Astral Demigod of Unst (James Cartwright) – bass
Zargothrax, Dark Emperor of Dundee (Michael Barber) – keyboards
Ralathor, the Mysterious Submarine Commander of Cowdenbeath (Ben Turk) – drums