Album Review – Cnoc An Tursa / A Cry For The Slain (2026)

One of the most interesting acts of the Scottish metal scene returns with an evocative tribute to the history, the folklore, and the unique magic of their homeland in the form of their third album.

“Let warlocks grim an’ wither’d hags
Tell how wi’ you on ragweed nags
They skim the muirs an’ dizzy crags
Wi’ wicked speed;
And in kirk-yards renew their leagues,
Owre howket dead.” – Robert Burns – Address To The Devil

Eight years on from their last album, titled The Forty Five, Falkirk, Scotland’s own Blackened Folk Metal warriors Cnoc An Tursa (or “Hill of the Standing Stone” in Scottish Gaelic) returns with an evocative tribute to the history, the folklore, and the unique magic of their homeland in the form of their third album, entitled A Cry For The Slain. With the intuitive mastering of Jaime Gomez Arellano at Orgone Studios bringing depth and vigor to every note, and with all the emotion and secrets of its narrative captured in the evocative artwork of the unstoppable Olga Kann, the newborn opus by Alan Buchan on vocals, Rene McDonald Hill on the guitars and keyboards, and Bryan Hamilton on drums is a breathtaking album for fans of Primordial, Winterfylleth, Saor and Forefather, a beacon burning in the night of mundane modernity, calling to those of us who want more than we’ve been sold.

Na Fir Ghorma, which translates from Scottish Gaelic as “the blue men,” referring to mythical, human-sized, blue-skinned creatures in Scottish folklore, is a mysterious, atmospheric intro that warms us up for The Caoineag, a female spirit in Scottish Highland folklore, acting as a “weeper” or specialized banshee that foretells violent death, with Bryan hammering his drums mercilessly in a lecture in Scottish extreme music. Cailleach And The Guardians Of The Seven Stones refers to a deeply rooted Scottish and Irish mythological tradition centered on the Cailleach (the “Veiled One” or “Queen of Winter”) and a ritualistic, seasonal relationship with sacred stones that represent her family, while the music showcases Rene’s striking, primeval riffage matching perfectly with Alan’s soaring vocals; followed by Baobhan Sith, a malevolent, vampiric fairy from Scottish Highlands folklore, often described as a “fairy witch” or “fairy woman,” while the music leans towards classic Folk Metal, with its mysterious female backing vocals sounding simply stunning.

Rene and Bryan build a dancing atmosphere in Am Fear Liath Mòr, translated from Scottish Gaelic as “big grey man”, referring to a legendary, cryptid creature said to haunt the summit and passes of Ben Macdui in the Cairngorms, Scotland’s second-highest peak. Musically speaking, it reminds me of some of the thrilling songs by the mighty UADA; whereas in Alba In My Heart (where “Alba” is the Scottish Gaelic name for Scotland) the band makes sure they add all their admiration and love for their country to the music, with their riffs, drums and roars exhaling pride and power. Address To The Devil – 1786, a satirical poem that mocks the Calvinistic, fear-based religious teachings of 18th-century Scotland by treating the Devil (“Auld Hornie”) as a familiar, almost comedic figure rather than a terrifying entity, presents a more straightforward fusion of Black and Folk Metal led by Alan’s demonic growling, also displaying an ethereal passage with the same mysterious woman back on vocals; flowing into the piano-driven outro The Nine Maidens Of Dundee, a Scottish legend about a farmer’s nine daughters killed by a dragon near Pitempton, subsequently avenged by a hero named Martin.

“With this new album we feel like we are going back to our roots with a more guitar driven style and bringing back some of the folk elements musically and lyrically which was the original inspiration for the band,” commented the guys from Cnoc An Tursa, and by looking back they have found their way forward, reigniting their fire and forging an album that will resonate through the years to come. Alan, Rene and Bryan are waiting for you with their striking fusion of Scottish folklore and heavy music on Facebook and on Instagram, and don’t forget to also stream their unique creations on Spotify and, above all that, to purchase the excellent A Cry For The Slain from the Apocalyptic Witchcraft’s BandCamp or webstore. Cnoc An Tursa undoubtedly have Alba in their hearts, translating that passion for their homeland into first-class extreme music in their new album and, therefore, keeping the fires of their unparalleled culture burning bright for many decades to come.

Best moments of the album: The Caoineag, Baobhan Sith and Alba In My Heart.

Worst moments of the album: None.

Released in 2026 Apocalyptic Witchcraft

Track listing
1. Na Fir Ghorma 2:28
2. The Caoineag 7:40
3. Cailleach And The Guardians Of The Seven Stones 4:58
4. Baobhan Sith 6:39
5. Am Fear Liath Mòr 4:42
6. Alba In My Heart 7:20
7. Address To The Devil 7:32
8. The Nine Maidens Of Dundee 3:00

Band members
Alan Buchan – vocals
Rene McDonald Hill – guitars, keyboards
Bryan Hamilton – drums

Album Review – Blood Countess / Imperatrix Sanguinis (2026)

It’s time to summon the dark legend of the Blood Countess, and drown quickly in the blood red waters of their scorching sophomore opus.

For nearly a decade now, UK’s own Black Metal beast Blood Countess has waged a war on weakness and mediocrity with a blackened sound strikingly authentic, nothing but the coldest, most merciless of the mid-to-late 90’s the likes of classic Enthroned, Lord Belial, and Thy Primordial. Four years after their critically acclaimed debut Occulta Tenebris, the ruthless frontwoman Nina “The Cuntess” Blackwood and her henchmen István and Átok on the guitars, Darianth on bass, and Michael Robinson on drums return from the underworld with their sophomore spawn, entitled Imperatrix Sanguinis, a Latin phrase that translates directly to “Empress of Blood,” surging forth with a savagery that’s merciless, punishing, and perversely addicting, perfect for those with a staunch, depraved constitution.

Get ready to have all your blood fully drained by The Cuntess in Chains of Misdeed, growling and screaming like a true vampiric entity while Darianth and Michael deliver infernal Black Metal sounds for our total delight, whereas Sadistic Marchioness is even more infuriated and demonic thanks to the ruthless riffage blasted by István and Átok, while Michael continues to hammer his drums without mercy. A Humiliating Plea for the Glorification of Erotic Suffering carries the most poetic name of all songs, and the music is just as infernal and obscure, with The Cuntess continuing to gnarl rabidly for our vulgar delectation; and the band then speed things up and melt our faces with their vile Black Metal magic in The Scavenger’s Daughter, led by Michael’s pulverizing beats and fills.

After the Cradle of Filth-like interlude Shakals of Sin, such a violent UK horde is out for blood again in Purge of Trencin, as demented and grim as its predecessors, with The Cuntess roaring flawlessly supported by the striking riffs by István and Átok, being therefore perfect for enjoying a blood-soaked circle pit during their live shows. Schadenfreude, or the pleasure derived by someone from another person’s misfortune, sees Blood Countess turn that distinguished concept into another feast of raw Black Metal, with Darianth and Michael once again presenting their devilish kitchen from hell; whereas lastly we face Anna Nádasdy, the daughter of the infamous Countess Elizabeth Báthory of Ecsed, with The Cuntess impersonating Anna in great fashion with her desperate, anguished screams, sounding utterly visceral, hypnotizing and disturbing from start to finish.

In a nutshell, Nina “The Cuntess” Blackwood and her Blood Countess remain true to their moniker in Imperatrix Sanguinis, spilling tales of Elizabeth Bathory’s reign of blood-soaked tyranny – obsession, sex, and perversion entwined with madness and hatred for humankind – all led by her invective throat. It’s indeed one of the strongest Black Metal albums of the year, and if you want to join The Cuntess in her quest for blood you can start following the band on Facebook and on Instagram, stream their caustic, impious creations on Spotify, and of course put your blood-soaked hands on the breathtaking Imperatrix Sanguinis by purchasing it from Dominance of Darkness Records’ BandCamp or webstore. In other words, it’s time to summon the dark legend of the Blood Countess, and drown quickly in the blood red waters of the mighty Imperatrix Sanguinis.

Best moments of the album: Chains of Misdeed, The Scavenger’s Daughter and Anna Nádasdy.

Worst moments of the album: None.

Released in 2026 Dominance of Darkness Records

Track listing
1. Chains of Misdeed 5:28
2. Sadistic Marchioness 5:03
3. A Humiliating Plea for the Glorification of Erotic Suffering 5:14
4. The Scavenger’s Daughter 3:57
5. Shakals of Sin 2:05
6. Purge of Trencin 6:30
7. Schadenfreude 4:32
8. Anna Nádasdy 5:53

Band members
Nina “The Cuntess” Blackwood – vocals
István – guitars
Átok – guitars
Darianth – bass
Michael Robinson – drums

Album Review – Cryptworm / Infectious Pathological Waste (2026)

A prolific entity hailing from the always visceral and grim UK Death Metal scene returns with their third studio album, pulling the listener into a sea of absolute disgust and violence.

A prolific entity hailing from the always visceral and grim UK Death Metal scene, Bristol, England-based horde Cryptworm is sinking their teeth into us all with their third studio album Infectious Pathological Waste, following up on their 2023 sophomore Oozing Radioactive Vomition while refining their sound to an unstoppable force of blunt-force trauma. Displaying a beyond gory and vile artwork by Skaðvaldur, the new offering by Tibor Hanyi on vocals and guitars, Joss Farrington on bass, and Jamie Wintle on drums pulls the listener into a sea of absolute disgust and violence, as the convulsing spew of guitars and regurgitating vocals flow like molten rot atop a crushing drum performance, being therefore a must-listen for fans of the sickest form of Death Metal.

It’s a morbid feast of gore and violence from the very first second in Gallons of Molten Hominal Goo, with Tibor’s inhumane guttural adding an extra dosage of insanity to their already vile music, whereas Maimed and Gutted lives up to the legacy of Death Metal giants the likes of Cannibal Corpse, with Jamie delivering sheer heaviness and fury through his pounding drums, being therefore perfect for headbanging and slamming nonstop. Their Death Metal machine keeps demolishing everything in their path in Drowning in Purulent Excrementia, with Joss delivering those primeval bass lines we all love in old school extreme music; and it’s time to slow things down an invest in absolute heaviness and groove in Infectious Pathological Waste, a worthy sound to carry the name of the album.

Embedded with Parasitic Larvae brings to our avid ears five minutes of nonstop savagery by the trio, with the scathing riffage by Tibor matching perfectly with the hammering drums by Jamie in a lecture in Death Metal; followed by Emanations of Corporeal Pyosis, flirting with Brutal Death Metal albeit there’s something missing in the final result, like heavier drums or crazier riffs. The trio gets back on track with the infuriated Gastrointestinal Seepage, inviting us all to dive deep into the circle pit like headbanging bastards, all led by another gruesome vocal performance by Tibor, and lastly, we see the band delivering a striking fusion of Death and Doom Metal in Encephalic Feast, ending the album on a gory, disturbing mode not recommended for the lighthearted.

Powerful drum-fills and autopsy-invoking riffs are something this band has seemingly mastered creating, because there is no shortage of this magnificent mutilating music flowing forth from the speakers to maim you in their ruthless new album, and if you want to be smashed by their music you can find the band on Facebook and on Instagram, where you can stay up to date with everything surrounding the band (including their killer live concerts), stream their putrefying creations on any platform such as Spotify, and of course purchase the venomous Infectious Pathological Waste from the Me Saco Un Ojo Records’ BandCamp or webstore (CD or LP). Because this is how primeval Death Metal should be done. Gory, violent, evil, and above all, relentless.

Best moments of the album: Maimed and Gutted, Embedded with Parasitic Larvae and Gastrointestinal Seepage.

Worst moments of the album: Emanations of Corporeal Pyosis.

Released in 2026 Me Saco Un Ojo Records/Extremely Rotten Productions

Track listing
1. Gallons of Molten Hominal Goo 3:06
2. Maimed and Gutted 4:40
3. Drowning in Purulent Excrementia 5:58
4. Infectious Pathological Waste 4:41
5. Embedded with Parasitic Larvae 5:16
6. Emanations of Corporeal Pyosis 2:57
7. Gastrointestinal Seepage 4:09
8. Encephalic Feast 4:36

Band members
Tibor Hanyi – vocals, guitars
Joss Farrington – bass
Jamie Wintle – drums

Album Review – Dark Heart / Evolution (2026)

Formed during the early eighties, this UK Heavy Metal and Hard Rock outfit is back with their electrifying third album.

Formed during the early eighties, releasing the debut album Shadows of the Night back in 1984, and remaining dormant until 2017 (which culminated with the release of their 2021 sophomore self-titled album), Durham, England-based Heavy Metal outfit Dark Heart is ready to rock once again armed with their third installment, entitled Evolution. Produced by Pete Newdeck and mastered by Harry Hess of Harem Scarem, the new album by vocalist Alan Clark and guitarist Nick Catterick, alongside the more-than-special session musicians Josh ‘Tabbie’ Williams on bass and Pete Newdeck on drums, is a journey back to the glory of the 80’s without sounding repetitive or outdated, always moving forward while staying loyal to the foundations of the NWOBHM.

Crisp, minimalist guitar lines ignite the band’s rockin’ party in Light The Flame, with Alan already showcasing his vocal power supported by the classy guitar work by Nick, sounding perfect for admirers of Melodic Hard Rock. And the guitar riffs and solos by Nick keep embellishing the airwaves in Cold Winter while Josh and Pete bring the groove of the 80’s with their killer kitchen sounds, followed by End Of Tomorrow, a power ballad by the quartet where Alan delivers another solid, emotional vocal performance. Hands Of Fate blends the harmonious sounds of Melodic Rock and AOR, with Pete’s drums dictating the song’s classic pace, whereas Spread Your Wings offers us all another round of melodious riffs and soaring vocals, with its background keys adding a touch of finesse to the overall result.

Then investing in a more old school fusion of Heavy Metal and Rock N’ Roll we’re treated to Ride The Highway, and the final result is obviously electrifying, led by Nick’s razor-edged riffs. Put differently, the name of the song ends up being an invitation. After such a powerful tune we have You And I, presenting an AC/DC-inspired riff and evolving into an AOR feast where all backing vocals support Alan’s vocals in great fashion. Life To Crucify and its 80’s keys will pierce your mind, while the guitar lines by Nick exhale Melodic Hard Rock magic, followed by Eyes Of Light, a more generic version of their own rock music, still enjoyable but not as exciting. Mortality brings forward six minutes of a strong, deep ballad by Dark Heart led by the passionate vocals by Alan; and closing the album we face the dancing tune Burned, again reminding us of the glory of the 80’s while also showcasing a modern, dynamic sound by the band.

As already mentioned, although still rooted in classic NWOBHM, Heavy Metal and Hard Rock, Evolution also reflects the maturity in the band’s songwriting, positioning it as a must-listen for fans of both old school and modern-day rock and heavy music, and if you want to join Alan and Nick in their quest for metal you can start following Dark Heart on Facebook, stream their captivating music on any platform such as Spotify, and of course, put your hands on Evolution by purchasing you favorite version of the album from different locations such as Pride & Joy Music and Rough Trade. This is not just Heavy Metal; it’s an evolution in the style of a band formed in the distant year of 1984, but who’s now “back to the future” and ready to go places to the sound of their exciting new music.

Best moments of the album: Light The Flame, Ride The Highway and Life To Crucify.

Worst moments of the album: Eyes Of Light.

Released in 2026 Pride & Joy Music

Track listing
1. Light The Flame 5:25
2. Cold Winter 4:58
3. End Of Tomorrow 6:20
4. Hands Of Fate 4:31
5. Spread Your Wings 5:10
6. Ride The Highway 5:49
7. You And I 5:25
8. Life To Crucify 4:46
9. Eyes Of Light 4:36
10. Mortality 6:20
11. Burned 4:41

Band members
Alan Clark – vocals, keyboards, backing vocals
Nick Catterick – guitars, keyboards, backing vocals

Guest musicians
Josh ‘Tabbie’ Williams – bass (session)
Pete Newdeck – drums, backing vocals (session)

Album Review – Hellripper / Coronach (2026)

Let the carnage commence to the incendiary new offering by the chief standard bearer for Blackened Thrash and Speed Metal worldwide.

From the moment that Aberdeen, Scotland-based Hellripper burst into the metal world’s simmering consciousness back in 2014, the Blackened Speed and Thrash Metal throne was destined to be conquered. Recorded and mixed by the band’s own mastermind, vocalist and multi-instrumentalist James McBain at Coronach Studios, mastered by Damian Herring at Subterranean Watchtower Studios, and showcasing a stunning artwork by the always phenomenal Adam Burke of Nightjar Illustration, the breathtaking Coronach, the fourth studio album by James and his Hellripper, named after the improvised communal singing that is a tradition at funerals and wakes in Scotland and Ireland, is the band’s visceral but vital sound rendered in eye-frying, widescreen thrash-o-vision, a dazzling display of nefarious militancy with huge, skull-slicing, unforgettable tunes (digging deep into the hazy past while also drawing ghostly parallels between ancient rites and the challenges and conflicts of the present day), and a worthy follow-up to the project’s 2023 masterpiece Warlocks Grim & Withered Hags.

The opening tune Hunderprest, featuring the James’ partners in crime Joseph Quinlan on lead and additional guitars and Marianne on additional vocals, continues the feast of blackened sounds from their 2023 album, with James delivering his trademark harsh roars nonstop. Marianne is also featured in Kinchyle (Goatkraft and Granite), with its poetic lyrics being nicely vociferated by James (“Salt water fills the wounds of time / Grey Palisades fade into endless fucking, pure soul-sucking night / Born of thunder, wind and rain / Vultures on jagged wings usurp the kings, and call upon my name”) while the music is as rebellious and vibrant as it can be; and the serene sounds of a piano kick off The Art of Resurrection before morphing into a frantic feast of Thrash and Speed Metal, with James’ riffs and pounding drums walking hand in hand with his visceral growls. Then we face Baobhan Sith (Waltz of the Damned), featuring guest Jess Townsend on the violin, and the music is just as demolishing and captivating as the rest of the album, again showcasing a phenomenal guitar work by James, flawlessly clashing with Jess’ crying violin.

Joseph and Marianne are back in Blakk Satanik Fvkkstorm, portraying the perfect name for a Hellripper song, and of course it’s highly recommended for some action inside a wild circle pit, offering the high-octane vibe of Speed Metal and James’ devilish Black Metal gnarls. James keeps delivering sheer violence and speed mixed with the culture and folklore of his beautiful homeland in Sculptor’s Cave, firing some of his fastest riffs and blast beats; followed by Mortercheyn, featuring Max Southall on additional percussion, one of those songs that will put you to dance, or in other words, a chaotic hurricane of Blackened Thrash Metal led by James’ trademark caustic vocals and riffage. Last but certainly not least, we have the title-track Coronach, with guest Antonio Rodriguez bringing even more epicness to the music with his bagpipes. With the title and some of the lyrics coming from Coronach, a poem by Sir Walter Scott (“He is gone on the mountain, / He is lost to the forest, / Like a summer-dried fountain, / When our need was the sorest. / The font reappearing / From the raindrops shall borrow, / But to us comes no cheering, / To Duncan no morrow!”), while the music is simply majestic, the album ends on a beyond climatic and epic mode.

“I think this album sounds ‘colder’ than the previous one,” notes James. “With each album I create, I feel the overall sound is more diverse than before, but also more cohesive in tone and atmosphere. You’ll find influence from anything and everything from Venom and Mercyful Fate, to Watain, Opeth and Manic Street Preachers, all wrapped up in a nice speed metal package! I wanted each track to include something that I had never done previously, whether that be the inclusion of a different instrument, or the way a song starts, for example. I think each track will offer some sort of surprise.” Hellripper is already considered a chief standard bearer for Blackened Thrash and Speed Metal worldwide, and Coronach will undoubtedly inspire James to keep howling into the future with more of his sensational music. You can start following Scotland’s best metal band ever on Facebook and on Instagram, subscribe to their YouTube channel, stream all of their scathing creations on Spotify, and of course purchase a copy of the incendiary Coronach from BandCamp or by clicking HERE or HERE. In other words, simply hit play, feel the music found in Coronach embrace your rebellious soul, and let the carnage commence.

Best moments of the album: Kinchyle (Goatkraft and Granite), Baobhan Sith (Waltz of the Damned), Blakk Satanik Fvkkstorm and Mortercheyn.

Worst moments of the album: None.

Released in 2026 Century Media Records

Track listing
1. Hunderprest 5:49
2. Kinchyle (Goatkraft and Granite) 4:33
3. The Art of Resurrection 5:44
4. Baobhan Sith (Waltz of the Damned) 6:24
5. Blakk Satanik Fvkkstorm 3:53
6. Sculptor’s Cave 4:35
7. Mortercheyn 4:18
8. Coronach 8:48

Band members
James McBain – vocals, all instruments

Guest musicians
Joseph Quinlan – lead & additional guitars on “Hunderprest” and “Blakk Satanik Fvkkstorm”
Marianne – additional vocals on “Hunderprest”, “Kinchyle (Goatkraft and Granite)” and “Blakk Satanik Fvkkstorm”
Jess Townsend – violin on “Baobhan Sith (Waltz of the Damned)”
Max Southall – additional percussion on “Mortercheyn”
Antonio Rodriguez – bagpipes on “Coronach”

Album Review – Engorgement / They Rot Beneath Our Floor (2026)

More than thirteen years on from the release of their horrifying debut, UK’s own Brutal Death Metal machine is finally back with a new assault on morality, enlightenment and good taste.

More than thirteen years on from the release of their horrifying debut album Excruciating Intestinal Lacerations, UK’s own Brutal Death Metal machine Engorgement is finally back with a new assault on morality, enlightenment and good taste, beautifully titled They Rot Beneath Our Floor. Mixed and mastered by Brutal Death Metal master Floor Van Kuijk (of Korpse, Sijjeel, Carnifloor and many more) at GLDCHN Studios, and completed with with a suitably sickening artwork by Christian Castro, the new beast by Stu Hine on vocals, Ricky Hill on the guitar, Richard Lynn on bass, and Mitch Rider on drums is a must-listen for fans of bands the likes of Slob, Traumatomy, Gorevent, and Colpocleisis, their new testament to mankind’s inhumanity that is gloriously repugnant, raw, bloody and pustulent beyond belief.

The nightmarish intro Prelude To Your Dismemberment feels like it was taken from a gory slasher movie, dragging us to the Stygian realm of blood and violence ruled by Engorgement before they demolish our senses with Keep Festering. It’s quite impossible for any band to sound any heavier than this, with the pig-like screeches by Stu sounding inhumane to say the least. Then in Rot Beneath Our Floor the band continues their path of destruction, with the crushing beats by Mitch matching perfectly with the rumbling bass by Richard, followed by Sanctum Of Gore, another lecture in Brutal Death Metal, inviting us all to slam like putrid metalmaniacs inside the pit while Ricky hammers his axe mercilessly. And Watching Your Body Twitch is undoubtedly one of the most demented of all songs, with the old school Death Metal riffage by Ricky taking the song’s demented vibe to new (and vile) heights.

With a name like Complete Bowel Extraction we couldn’t expect any less than sheer gore and aggression by those UK slammers, and Mitch makes sure the earth trembles with his infernal beats and fills; whereas in Unmerciful Redemption the indomitable Stu doesn’t get tired of barking, gnarling and screeching like a wild beast, supported by the heavy artillery crafted by Richard and Mitch. There’s no time to breathe as their Brutal Death Metal extravaganza goes on in full force in Resurrection, showcasing another depraved vocal performance by Stu, and they conclude the album with a sound that’s as demonic and heavy as all previous songs in the form of Blunt Force Osteotomy, led by the cryptic riffage by Ricky while Mitch pounds his drums nonstop in the name of pure violence, flowing into the short and weird album’s Outro.

In a nutshell, UK’s heaviest and sickest exponents of shocking brutality invite you to a journey into the heart of darkness with They Rot Beneath Our Floor, a lesson in Brutal Death Metal that transpires violence, gore and hatred. Those four ruthless UK metallers are waiting for you on Facebook and on Instagram with news, more of their music, and their tour dates (if you can survive their bludgeoning live performances, of course), and don’t forget to also stream their slab of savagery on Spotify, and to put your putrid hands on their new album from Comatose Music’s BandCamp or webstore (or click HERE for all things Engorgement). It might have taken over a decade for Engorgement to assault us once again with their undisputed brutality, but based on the high quality and the extreme violence found in They Rot Beneath Our Floor, I’m sure those guys won’t take long to hammer our cranial skulls again with another killer album of Brutal Death Metal madness.

Best moments of the album: Keep Festering, Watching Your Body Twitch and Blunt Force Osteotomy.

Worst moments of the album: The outro could have been a bit longer, more detailed and dynamic.

Released in 2026 Comatose Music

Track listing
1. Prelude To Your Dismemberment 1:37
2. Keep Festering 3:32
3. Rot Beneath Our Floor 3:55
4. Sanctum Of Gore 3:11
5. Watching Your Body Twitch 5:05
6. Complete Bowel Extraction 4:14
7. Unmerciful Redemption 5:38
8. Resurrection 4:56
9. Blunt Force Osteotomy 4:13
10. Outro 0:24

Band members
Stu Hine – vocals
Ricky Hill – guitar
Richard Lynn – bass, backing vocals
Mitch Rider – drums

Album Review – Toys That Bïte / You Have Been Warned (2026)

Get ready to rock together with this UK brigade and their debut album, leaning into life’s recognizable moments with tongues firmly in cheeks.

Playing the kind of Heavy Rock that grew up on Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Aerosmith and Dio, with a focus on big hooks rather than nostalgia, UK’s Hard Rock brigade Toys That Bïte is unleashing upon humanity their debut album, titled You Have Been Warned. Recorded by the band itself and engineered and mixed by Ben Turner at Axe & Trap Studios, and mastered by Romesh Dodangoda at Long Wave Studios, the debut by Adam “AJ” Stanley on vocals, Karl Bauers and Dave Rivett on the guitars, Jason “Shep” Sheppard on bass, and Terry “Tezza” Anderson on drums leans into life’s recognizable moments with tongues firmly in cheeks, offering an overdose of twin guitars, punchy tempos and choruses built to be shouted back.

Those old school rockers rev up their engines in style and hit the road with Toys That Bïte, with AJ taking the lead with his alcohol-infused rockin’ vocals; and presenting the galloping rhythm made famous by bands like Iron Maiden and Judas Priest, with of course Shep and Tezza stealing the spotlight, we have Genius Level Stupid, followed by The Devil Took My Heart, sounding like a song taken from the classic album Turbo, by Judas Priest, mixed with influences from the 70’s while Karl and Dave slash their axes mercilessly. Tezza then hammers his drums in the Rock N’ Roll party Last Train To Hell, making it impossible to stand still to such a thrilling tune, a wild ride where their riffs and solos exhale the essence of the genre. Ladies Of The Night offers another travel back in time to the glory of the 80’s, a song clearly inspired by the Sunset Strip sound, whereas Tits (Makes Him An Animal) showcases a weird name for a song, a bit too sexist, but if you don’t worry too much about it the song is quite entertaining.

Then presenting elements from Sludge and Southern Rock and Metal, the band invests in a more cadenced, yet extremely heavy tune titled Little Black Book, showcasing the power of the riff by Karl and Dave. Shep and Tezza once again craft a rumbling kitchen perfect for an avalanche of riffs in Hit That Like, while AJ delivers those classic, in-your-face Hard Rock vocals tailored for singling along with the band; and they keep firing their blend of classic Hard Rock with a strong Rock N’ Roll vein in Gentleman’s Club, with its backing vocals offering a nice support to AJ throughout the entire song, not to mention their incendiary guitar solos. Let’s keep on dancing the night away together with Toys That Bïte to the sound of Psychopath, also highly recommended for hitting the road (just be careful with the speed, of course), whereas the album closes with their ode to the art of drinking, Pour Me A Whiskey, of course presenting a powerful Southern Metal core, with its background keys elevating the song’s epicness considerably.

The rockin’ crew of Toys That Bïte can be found on Facebook and on Instagram, and I’m sure they’ll love to hear what you have to say about their music, and don’t forget to also subscribe to their YouTube channel, stream their music on Spotify, and put your hard rockin’ hands on You Have Been Warned by clicking HERE and selecting your favorite version of the album. AJ, Karl, Dave, Shep and Tezza are ready to kick some asses armed with their debut album of sheer Rock N’ Roll, and you better get ready for their sonic attack because those toys definitely bite.

Best moments of the album: Toys That Bïte, Last Train To Hell and Hit That Like.

Worst moments of the album: Tits (Makes Him An Animal).

Released in 2026 Dr. Johns Surgery Records

Track listing
1. Toys That Bïte 3:52
2. Genius Level Stupid 3:27
3. The Devil Took My Heart 4:02
4. Last Train To Hell 3:45
5. Ladies Of The Night 5:10
6. Tits (Makes Him An Animal) 3:06
7. Little Black Book 4:41
8. Hit That Like 3:42
9. Gentleman’s Club 3:47
10. Psychopath 3:32
11. Pour Me A Whiskey 4:57

Band members
Adam “AJ” Stanley – vocals
Karl Bauers – guitars, backing vocals
Dave Rivett – guitars, backing vocals
Jason “Shep” Sheppard – bass
Terry “Tezza” Anderson – drums

Album Review – Unburier / As Time Awaits EP (2026)

Expanding their sonic scope while honing the intensity that defined their previous releases, this UK-based Technical Death/Thrash Metal brigade returns to action with a pulverizing new EP.

Expanding their sonic scope while honing the intensity that defined their previous releases, UK’s own Technical Death/Thrash Metal brigade Unburier is back in action with As Time Awaits, a short, sweet and extremely venomous three-track EP that sees vocalist and guitarist Ben Champion, guitarist Blake Hibberd, bassist Stan Mitchell, and drummer Kim Hughes blend old and new school Death Metal styles with technicality, hooks, and razor-sharp songwriting. Carrying the torch of the classic Death Metal sound into a new age, As Time Awaits is certain to enthrall longtime fans of the genre, appealing to fans of giants the likes of Death, Necrophagist, and Revocation, among several others.

The metallic, rumbling bass by Stan will punch you right in the head in Continuum while his bandmates offer an overdose of brutality and technical sounds, all boosted by Ben’s desperate harsh vocals, followed by Abyssal Uncertainty, the most lyrically-ambitious track of the EP, with nods to Camus, Lovecraft and other literary influences, where the listener is invited to witness a trapped laborer’s descent into madness, reflecting on and acknowledging the absurdity of his life and death. Ben and Blake continue to slash their axes mercilessly, offering endless adrenaline flowing from their riffs and solos in the best Technical Death and Thrash Metal style. The third and last song of such an incendiary EP, titled Survive the Vermin, leaves us eager for a lot more from this new phase of Unburier, with Ben’s demented roars matching perfectly with the song’s riffage, bass lines and infernal beats and fills.

Newcomers to Unburier’s realm of fury and technicality will find As Time Awaits to be a compelling introduction to the band’s evolving sound, and longtime listeners will be proud to follow the band’s growth across their earlier releases Thrasher’s Gold (2019), Twisted Existence (2022), and Nebulous (2024), and if you want to know more about such an up-and-coming band from the UK scene you can find those guys on Facebook and on Instagram, listen to their ass-kicking music on YouTube and on Spotify, and purchase their pulverizing new EP from BandCamp or by clicking HERE. After EP number three I guess we’re ready for the band’s first full-length album in the near future, and based on the heaviness found in As Time Awaits, we can rest assured it will be total annihilation.

Best moments of the album: Abyssal Uncertainty and Survive the Vermin.

Worst moments of the album: None.

Released in 2026 Independent

Track listing
1. Continuum 4:00
2. Abyssal Uncertainty 5:29
3. Survive the Vermin 4:59

Band members
Ben Champion – vocals, guitar
Blake Hibberd – guitar, vocals
Stan Mitchell – bass
Kim Hughes – drums

Album Review – Urne / Setting Fire to the Sky (2026)

Whipping up a firestorm of grit, swagger and grandiosity, the new opus by this UK entity snarls hardcore, extreme inflections, and a strong sense of Heavy Metal’s inherent classicism.

Whipping up a firestorm of grit, swagger and grandiosity, Setting Fire to the Sky, the brand new album by UK’s own Stoner/Sludge Metal/Metalcore cult act Urne, snarls hardcore, extreme inflections, and a strong sense of Heavy Metal’s inherent classicism, all burn together within their own burial chamber, propelling the band forward. Recorded and produced by SikTh co-vocalist Justin Hill, mixed by Johann Meyer at Silvercord Studios, and mastered by Tony Lindgren at Fascination Street Studio, the follow-up to their 2023 album A Feast on Sorrow sees vocalist and bassist Joe Nally, guitarist Angus Neyra, and drummer James Cook expand their sound to even further lands, sounding and feeling heavier, tighter and more captivating than ever.

The acoustic guitars by Angus ignite the band’s festivities in Be Not Dismayed, suddenly exploding into a Progressive Sludge Metal aria where Joe’s vocals sound dark and visceral just the way we like it in extreme music; and James hammers his drums mercilessly in Weeping to the World, with their Mastodon-inspired riffs and bass punching us hard in the head while the music alternates between more introspective moments and sheer heaviness. Joe’s rumbling bass walks hand in hand with the pounding beats by James in the headbanging The Spirit, Alive, a serious candidate for becoming a permanent part of their live concerts, whereas the title-track Setting Fire to the Sky brings to our ears a sinister, grim intro that gradually morphs into a Doom and Sludge Metal creature, with James taking the lead armed with his undisputed, intricate and pulverizing beats and fills, followed by The Ancient Horizon, a more cadenced (yet still heavy-as-hell) creation by the trio, offering an overdose of caustic riffs by Angus.

We’re then treated to the also obscure Towards the Harmony Hall, carrying a poetic name for a hard hitting Progressive Metal beast where Angus’ carnivorous riffs clash in great fashion with the brutality blasted by James on drums. Then featuring the indomitable Troy Sanders of Mastodon as a guest vocalist, Urne will melt our faces with nine minutes of absolute metal magic in Harken the Waves, presenting several distinct layers that together form the most detailed of all songs, where melody and violence unite in the name of heavy music. Cellist Jo Quail adds pure melancholy to the band’s already deep and dark sonority in Breathe, providing Joe with exactly what he needs to shine with his introspective vocals, and as a CD and digital only bonus track we have Nocturnal Forms, certainly worth the investment in those formats as it’s another excellent song of no shenanigans Progressive Death and Sludge Metal.

“I feel like I’m in Metallica in 1988 with what we do,” commented Joe about the current state of Urne, and of course about the music found in Setting Fire to the Sky. You can also set fire to your music collection by purchasing such an amazing album from their own Big Cartel, from Rough Trade, or simply by clicking HERE, and don’t forget to also follow Urne on Facebook and on Instagram, staying up to date with their news and tour dates, and to stream their massive creations on any platform like Spotify. As aforementioned, Urne are moving forward with their newborn opus, leaving us eager for more in the near future by one of the most captivating band’s of the current British scene.

Best moments of the album: The Spirit, Alive, Setting Fire to the Sky and Harken the Waves.

Worst moments of the album: None.

Released in 2026 Spinefarm Records

Track listing
1. Be Not Dismayed  5:54
2. Weeping to the World 3:42
3. The Spirit, Alive 3:52
4. Setting Fire to the Sky 6:38
5. The Ancient Horizon 4:41
6. Towards the Harmony Hall 7:14
7. Harken the Waves 9:23
8. Breathe 4:19

CD and Digital bonus track
9. Nocturnal Forms 3:54

Band members
Joe Nally – vocals, bass
Angus Neyra – guitars
James Cook – drums

Guest musicians
Troy Sanders – vocals on “Harken the Waves”
Jo Quail – cello on “Breathe”