Album Review – 10,000 Years / Esox Lucifer (2026)

Sweden’s own Doom and Stoner Metal brigade is back with a (light-bearing) monster of an album, drifting through deep space with the same Sci-Fi, horror, and fantasy obsessions that have always fueled the band.

Once again pummeling the world into oblivion, delving deep into existential dread and dark lore, Västerås, Sweden’s own Doom/Stoner Metal brigade 10,000 Years returns with their eagerly awaited fourth studio album, titled Esox Lucifer (a metaphorical representation of a fierce, dark “light-bearing monster,” chosen by the band to represent their heavy, riff-centric music, which often delves into Sci-Fi and horror-inspired lore), the follow-up to their 2024 opus All Quiet on the Final Frontier. Recorded at Pine Hill Studios (with drums recorded at Studio Fluff), engineered by Erik Palm, mixed by Robert Lamu at Doomhead Productions, mastered by Magnus “Devo” Andersson at Endarker Studio, and displaying a Stygian artwork by Ryan T. Hancock, the new album by Alex Risberg on vocals and bass, Erik Palm on the guitars, and Alvin Risberg on drums drifts through deep space with the same Sci-Fi, horror, and fantasy obsessions that have always fueled the band, resulting result is their most ambitious work to date, one that will easily win over fans of Torche, High On Fire, The Sword and Kylesa.

Alvis kicks off the band’s melodic yet heavy and visceral journey in Beasts of the Northern Wild, a groovy intro that sets the stage for Pursuit Special, where Erik keeps slashing his axe nonstop, offering Alex exactly what he needs to deliver his high-pitched rockin’ vocals. The trio once again brings forward a wild fusion of Doom, Stoner and Sludge Metal in Fleur de Sledgehammer, flowing smoothly yet exhaling electricity until the very end; and Alex’s rumbling bass walks hand in hand with the mighty riffs by Erik in Church of the Red Museum, a hard hitting rock and metal feast perfect for their live concerts, with Alvin hammering his drums nonstop for our absolute delectation.

The same Alvin kicks off the also groovy and melodic Alien Tactics, alternating between heavier moments and faster Rock N’ Roll passages led by the striking riffs and solos by Erik. After such a wild metallic ride, the band slows things down a bit and invests in a more cadenced riff-oriented sound in Two Million Stones, followed by Paranoidium, where they get back to a more visceral sonority showcasing another blast of the killer riffs and thrilling solos by Erik. Finally, the massive bass lines by Alex ignite the title-track Esox Lucifer, a seven-minute beast where their heaviness goes through the roof, not to mention his vocals also exhale despair and insanity, darkening the skies and leaving us eager for more of their music in a not-so-distant future.

In a nutshell, 10,000 Years nailed it once again with Esox Lucifer, smashing our cranial skulls riff after riff without forgetting to add a high dosage of horror and fantasy as the background of each and every song from the album. If you’re curious to know more about such an amazing trio hailing from Sweden, you can find those guys on Facebook and on Instagram, including their awesome live performances, stream their bold, reverberating creations on YouTube and on Spotify, and above all that, purchase Esox Lucifer from their own BandCamp, as well as from Ripple Music’s BandCamp or official site (or simply click HERE for all things 10,000 Years). Put differently, simply sit down, relax, and let your soul be consumed by the band’s brand new (light-bearing) monster of an album.

Best moments of the album: Pursuit Special, Church of the Red Museum and Esox Lucifer.

Worst moments of the album: Two Million Stones.

Released in 2026 Ripple Music

Track listing
1. Beasts of the Northern Wild 2:03
2. Pursuit Special 3:53
3. Fleur de Sledgehammer 5:50
4. Church of the Red Museum 4:59
5. Alien Tactics 4:14
6. Two Million Stones 3:23
7. Paranoidium 3:38
8. Esox Lucifer 7:12

Band members
Alex Risberg – vocals, bass
Erik Palm – guitars
Alvin Risberg – drums

Album Review – Horrid Mass / Nauseating Ecstatic Degeneration (2026)

Channeling Death Metal’s most barbaric traits and pushing the extremities of its sound forward through experimentation, atmosphere and dissonance, this venomous entity is ready to unleash hell armed with their debut album.

Formed in Milwaukee, Wisconsin back in 2022 by former members of Pig’s Blood and Carnal Ruin with the intent to channel Death Metal’s most barbaric traits and push the extremities of its sound forward through experimentation, atmosphere and dissonance, the venomous entity known as Horrid Mass is ready to unleash hell armed with their debut album, titled Nauseating Ecstatic Degeneration. Recorded, mixed and engineered by Nicholas Elert at Howl Street Recordings, mastered by Dan Swanö at Unisound, and with cover collage and logo by Tony Capodilupo and layout by Terror Matt of Night Terrors Records, the debut by Nick Lewis on vocals and bass, Tony Capodilupo on the guitars, and Spencer Powers on drums is a total descent into filth, chaos and sonic ruin, presenting the band at their most punishing and immersive, being therefore highly recommended for fans of Incantation, Rottrevore, early Carcass, Undergang, Impetuous Ritual, Rippikoulu, Portal, Cianide, Archgoat, and Teitanblood, among others.

Like the intro to a sinister horror flick, the band arises from pitch black darkness in Worthless Mote, with the deep guttural by Nick matching perfectly with the primeval riffs by Tony, followed by Writhe, bringing to our avid ears another blast of their doom-laden Death Metal sonority where the massive beats by Spencer will make your head tremble, dragging your putrid soul to their Stygian lair for all eternity. And if that’s not dark enough for you, the band then offers almost seven minutes of sheer violence, horror and heaviness in the form of the demonic Execration, where Nick’s vociferations reach a new level of evil, resulting in a lecture in cadaverous Death Metal not recommended for the lighthearted.

Then guest Nicholas Elert makes a lot of noise in the cryptic interlude S.H.E.D., warming us up for Cruelty, a straightforward Death Metal onrush by the trio led by the demolishing drums by Spencer. Tony’s Sludge Metal-inspired riff ignite the band’s ruthless engine in Loathsome, inspiring us to break our necks headbanging like true metal maniacs; and the trio then invites us all to slam into their gory and visceral pit in Violent Ascent, with Nick’s bass and Tony’s riffs penetrating deep inside our corrupted minds. Lastly, it’s time for the skies to get dark and heavy as there’s a storm coming with Congregate, starting in a sinister Doom Metal manner before all hell breaks loose to the infernal beats and fills by Spencer.

Rooted in tradition yet striving to experiment, Horrid Mass exist in a furious state where structure and collapse are simultaneously at odds, drawing from the genre’s progenitors while at the same time crafting something wholly their own, presenting something both primitive and hostile. You can get to know more about those talented death metallers via Instagram, stream their demented creations on Spotify or any other platform, and show them your utmost support and your passion for the extreme by purchasing the excellent Nauseating Ecstatic Degeneration from their own BandCamp or from the Night Terror Records’ BandCamp or webstore. Nauseating Ecstatic Degeneration is harsh, brutal and visceral, or in other words, the perfect depiction of our decaying society, inspiring Horrid Mass to keep turning our violent reality into first-class Death Metal for many years to come.

Best moments of the album: Execration, Cruelty and Violent Ascent.

Worst moments of the album: None.

Released in 2026 Memento Mori/Night Terror Records

Track listing
1. Worthless Mote 4:18
2. Writhe 3:17
3. Execration 6:58
4. S.H.E.D. 2:05
5. Cruelty 2:34
6. Loathsome 5:26
7. Violent Ascent 4:38
8. Congregate 6:25

Band members
Nick Lewis – vocals, bass
Tony Capodilupo – guitars
Spencer Powers – drums

Guest musician
Nicholas Elert – additional overdubs and noise on “S.H.E.D.”

Album Review – Illwind / The Unfolding at the End of Light (2026)

Born under the gray skies and sea mist of Lima, Peru, this Heavy, Doom and Post-Black Metal brigade will attack your senses with the lumbering heaviness of their debut album.

Born under the gray skies and sea mist of Lima, capital of Peru, with influences ranging from Black Metal to Stoner Rock to Post-Punk, and a clear aim to march towards the darker side of existence, the four-piece Heavy/Doom/Post-Black Metal brigade Illwind is unleashing upon humanity their debut opus, titled The Unfolding at the End of Light, providing five original tracks which paint a somber underworld to dive into, and a closing cover to climb back out of. Recorded at Dragonverde Studios, the first-ever offering by Marcos Coifman (Reino Ermitaño) on vocals and bass, Mauricio Guerrero (Argul) and Andres Rhor (Cobra) on the guitars, and Hokama (Arcada) on drums and guitar sounds at first stridently like a traditional doom record – lumbering heaviness, slow-yet-insistent rhythms, emotively clean vocals – but patience, like much orbiting the wider doom world, yields maximum immersion.

The massive Crimson Skies kicks off the album on a purely Doom Metal mode, with the sluggish beats by Hokama darkening the skies while also presenting Sludge Metal riffs and solos to give it an extra kick. Wanderer takes us back to the glory of 70’s Rock N’ Roll through Marcos’ passionate vocals, supported by a killer solo by Mauricio; while Portal keeps the atmosphere as dark and enfolding as it can be, with Marcos once again declaiming the song’s poetic lyrics accompanied by the striking guitars by Mauricio and Andres. Their Sludge Metal riffs bring forward sheer heaviness in God of Sleep, inspiring us all to bang our heads in pitch black darkness; followed by Lucifer’s Mule, offering our ears thirteen minutes of absolute obscurity crafted by the quartet, with their 70’s Heavy Rock vein pulsing stronger than ever boosted by the Stoner Rock drums by Hokama. And finally, let’s bang our heads to their cover for The Stooges’ masterpiece I Wanna be your Dog, an excellent rendition of one of the coolest songs by such an iconic band (and you can check the original version HERE, from their 1969 self-titled album).

With influences ranging from Neurosis and Swans to Black Sabbath and 70’s Hard Rock to Yob, Windhand, Monolord, Bellwitch, and Warning to Sonic Youth, Depeche Mode, or the aforementioned The Stooges, the band reached a mélange of musical mapwork which has truly given The Unfolding at the End of Light a relatively singular sound – equally ambient and extremely heavy, ominously moving yet dreamlike, and all of it with a surprisingly kaleidoscopic tint of melancholy. The album’s richly analog production heightens this sensation and penetrates the listener to his core, and if you also want to be part of such a unique sonic experience you can purchase the album from the Personal Records’ BandCamp or webstore. In other words, it’s time to begin the trip of The Unfolding at the End of Light, embracing you in darkness, and leaving you eager for more of the music by Illwind in the near future.

Best moments of the album: Portal and Lucifer’s Mule.

Worst moments of the album: None.

Released in 2026 Personal Records

Track listing
1. Crimson Skies 10:43
2. Wanderer 5:29
3. Portal 4:47
4. God of Sleep 8:55
5. Lucifer’s Mule 13:13
6. I Wanna be your Dog (The Stooges cover) 4:25

Band members
Marcos Coifman – vocals, bass
Mauricio Guerrero – lead guitar
Andres Rhor – guitar
Hokama – drums, guitar

Album Review – Verdun / Abyssal Womb (2026)

Emerging from the depths of France after a prolonged gap of seven years, this uncanny entity has evolved into a Blackened Sludge and Doom Metal beast with a dissonant edge in their visceral new album.

Emerging from the depths of Montpellier, France after a prolonged gap of seven years, armed with a sound more potent and lethal than ever before, the uncanny entity Verdun has evolved into a Blackened Sludge and Doom Metal beast with a dissonant edge, culminating now in 2026 with the release of their third studio effort, titled Abyssal Womb, following up on their 2019 sophomore Astral Sabbath. Showcasing a cadaverous artwork by the band’s own vocalist David Sadok (aka Jaxartattooer), the album sees David alongside guitarist Jay Pinelli, bassist Florian Celdran, and drummer Geraud Jonquet deliver a riff-driven sound through and through. Without wasting time on ambience or buildup, they go straight for the jugular and leave things filthy.

David begins vociferating rabidly in the harsh and doomed Funeral of the Cosmic Knight, accompanied by the sluggish drums by Geraud and the vile riffage by Jay, whereas Silent Witness keeps the atmosphere utterly dense and heavy, with Jay’s Stygian guitar lines blackening the skies in an ode to obscurity by the quartet. Their Mastodon vein arises in He Who Killed the Devil, adding progressiveness and insanity to their already caustic sound led by Geraud’s hammering drums, followed by La Lame et la Chair, or “the blade and the flesh” from French, where Jay and Florian pound their axes nonstop, generating reverberating sounds that permeate the air until the very end. Rise of the Atomic Ghouls is as infernal as its title, with the devilish roars by David sending shivers down our spines, and the band still has a lot of fuel to burn in the album, starting with The Man Behind My Eyes, where the heaviness flowing from their vocals, riffs, bass and drums is an ode to Blackened Sludge Metal. Lastly, Les Noces du Néant, or “the wedding of nothingness,” is even more sluggish and phantasmagorical, spearheaded by another visceral performance by Geraud on drums.

In the end, Abyssal Womb doesn’t drag on and seems to end sooner than later but only after exploring various aspects of the band’s sound that keep it engrossing and thoroughly satisfying, resulting in a fine representation of the style, having a sublime sound and faultless execution, and more importantly, staying with you long after it is over, being highly recommended for admirers of the harshness blasted by bands the likes of Drofnosura, Coffinworm, Thou, and Indian, just to name a few. You can find those Stygian French metallers on Facebook and on Instagram, including their pounding, ruthless live concerts, stream their grim creations on Spotify, and of course purchase Abyssal Womb from their own BandCamp or from the Transcending Obscurity Records’ BandCamp, main store, US store or EU store. Because, in the end, Abyssal Womb is top-of-the-line Blackened Sludge and Doom Metal, darkening our minds and thoughts just the way we love in the style, and leaving us eager for more.

Best moments of the album: He Who Killed the Devil and Rise of the Atomic Ghouls.

Worst moments of the album: None.

Released in 2026 Transcending Obscurity Records

Track listing
1. Funeral of the Cosmic Knight 5:11
2. Silent Witness 5:53
3. He Who Killed the Devil 6:39
4. La Lame et la Chair 4:54
5. Rise of the Atomic Ghouls 4:43
6. The Man Behind My Eyes 5:37
7. Les Noces du Néant 6:15

Band members
David Sadok – vocals
Jay Pinelli – guitars
Florian Celdran – bass
Geraud Jonquet – drums

Album Review – Blood Of Angels / Les Agnst ov Thanatous (2026)

This Florida-based Extreme Metal beasts are ready to attack with their sophomore album, plunging headfirst into the emotional and psychological aftermath of death.

Inspired by the burgeoning local metal scene of Tampa, Florida, Melodic Death/Thrash Metal beasts Blood of Angels are making their mark on the genre that has guided them through the darkest of times. With local town heroes such as Cannibal Corpse and Nasty Savage inspiring down that path, the band formed of vocalist Randy Reyes, guitarist Aaron Robinson, bassist The Maggot, and drummer Jonathan Rushford blends Death, Black, Thrash and lashings of Power Metal into a high-octane frenzy, combining their musical prowess and instrumental talents to make social commentary on public mistruths and the atrocities committed against humanity. Now in 2026 the quartet is unleashing their sophomore opus, entitled Les Agnst ov Thanatous (which refers to the existential dread, anxiety, and deep-seated fear surrounding the inevitability of death, with “Thanatos” being the Greek mythological personification of death and “Angst,” German for anxiety or dread, representing the psychological weight of this realization), plunging headfirst into the emotional and psychological aftermath of death while presenting a cohesive narrative that traces the human response to grief through violence, ritual, memory, and reflection.

After the cryptic, horror movie-like intro Transitional Portal, the band comes crushing our souls with Beating You, where Jonathan hammers his drums in the best Death Metal style while Randy delivers deep, enraged vociferations for our total delight, supported by the always caustic guitar lines by Aaron. Then investing in a more Melodic Death Metal sonority the band offers our ears the hard hitting The Last Rites, perfect for some wild headbanging to the demolishing drums by Jonathan; and the quartet sounds absolutely on fire in Red River Death, a massive Death and Thrash Metal extravaganza led by the infuriated, grim roaring by Randy while his bandmates don’t stop pounding their sonic weapons.

The Pain Inside starts as a ballad, then morphs into a not-so-inspired metal aria, losing its grip after a while, albeit the crying guitar by Aaron still sounds great in the end; whereas back to the sound the band truly thrives we face Spillage, a Death Metal onrush where The Maggot and Jonathan make the earth tremble with their demented kitchen. Aaron’s riffage then revs up the band’s ruthless engine in Minds of the Broken, inviting us all for some action inside the pit. Nevermore presents elements from Sludge and Stoner Metal added to their core, a seven-minute feast of riff after riff, as heavy and groovy as it can be, with The Maggot once again kicking ass on bass, before all fades into the outro Eulogy, as enigmatic and cryptic as the intro, making the album go full circle.

Through its cohesive narrative and emotional intensity, Les Agnst ov Thanatou stands as the band’s most immersive conceptual work to date, inviting listeners to confront fear, loss, and mortality directly, offering an experience that remains long after the final sound fades. And you can also be part of such a unique experience by following the band on Facebook and on Instagram, by subscribing to their YouTube channel, by streaming their caustic creations on any platform like Spotify, and of course by grabbing a copy of Les Agnst ov Thanatous by clicking HERE. Death has always walked hand in hand with Extreme Metal, and Blood Of Angels definitely know how to turn all that fear, violence and darkness into ass-kicking heavy music as what they have to show us all in their new album.

Best moments of the album: Red River Death, Spillage and Minds of the Broken.

Worst moments of the album: The Pain Inside.

Released in 2026 Independent

Track listing
1. Transitional Portal 2:37
2. Beating You 4:05
3. The Last Rites 5:19
4. Red River Death 5:54
5. The Pain Inside 7:29
6. Spillage 3:26
7. Minds of the Broken 3:46
8. Nevermore 7:45
9. Eulogy 1:35

Band members
Randy Reyes – vocals, acoustic guitars
Aaron Robinson – guitars
The Maggot – bass, backing vocals
Jonathan Rushford – drums, keyboards

Album Review – Obey the Sun / Desert Ritual EP (2026)

Behold the new EP by this Hungarian act, a heavy, atmospheric blast of grit-n’ groove, featuring a feel rough as sludge with a desert-soaked finish.

A heavy, atmospheric blast of grit-n’ groove, featuring a feel rough as sludge with a desert-soaked finish, Desert Ritual, the brand new EP by Budapest, Hungary’s own Alternative/Sludge/Grunge Metal outfit Obey the Sun, bursts with soulful vocals, massive riffs, thunderous rhythms, and an overall attitude that’s raw as rage. Produced, engineered, and mastered by Attila Horváth at ASH Sound Studio, and showcasing a classy artwork by the band’s own guitarist Péter Szmolnik, the incendiary new EP by Tamás Orbán-Ducos on vocals, Péter Szmolnik on the guitars, Gergő Kelemen on bass, and Krisztián Nagy on drums delivers a crunch that would satisfy grunge-lovers, stoners, and metalheads looking for that wall of sounds that moves mountains, drains oceans, and shakes the foundations to rubble and powder.

The Stygian guitar lines by Péter ignite their desert-infused Stoner Metal hymn titled You Lil’ Shit, with the John Bush-like vocals by Tamás bringing an extra kick to their already incendiary sounds. Péter keeps showcasing the power of the mighty riff in Cosmic Haze, accompanied by the massive beats by Krisztián and the always thunderous bass by Gergő; whereas Hellhounds feels modern while at the same time loyal to the foundations of Grunge and Alternative Metal. Moreover, Tamás is once again on fire on vocals, while Krisztián keeps hammering his drums in the name of Rock N’ Roll. Gergő’s menacing bass kicks off the closing song of the EP, titled Another Chance, starting in a melancholic, grim manner before evolving into a neck-breaking display of Southern Metal the likes of Pantera.

Hot-blooded, headstrong, and unapologetic, Obey the Sun are on absolute fire throughout their new EP, delivering an amalgamation of styles that, in the end, exhale heaviness, groove and electricity, leaving us eager for more of their music in a not-so-distant future. You can get to know more about such an interesting and hardworking band hailing from Hungary via Facebook and Instagram, stream their thrilling music on Spotify, and above all that, purchase Desert Ritual by clicking HERE. In other words, do you have what it takes to feel the heat of the desert ruled by Obey the Sun in their scorching new offering?

Best moments of the album: You Lil’ Shit and Hellhounds.

Worst moments of the album: None.

Released in 2026 Eclipse Records

Track listing
1. You Lil’ Shit 4:31
2. Cosmic Haze 3:59
3. Hellhounds 3:30
4. Another Chance 5:56

Band members
Tamás Orbán-Ducos – vocals
Péter Szmolnik – guitar
Gergő Kelemen – bass
Krisztián Nagy – drums

Album Review – Axe Dragger / Axe Dragger (2026)

The axe of Heavy Metal is about to strike to the sound of the debut album by this American supergroup, a timeless, earth-shaking beast of a record and an instant classic.

An American Heavy Metal supergroup featuring former Pantera vocalist Terry Glaze, guitarist Bob Balch (Fu Manchu, Slower), bassist Fredrik Isaksson (Dark Funeral), and former Pentagram drummer Pete Campbell, Axe Dragger are unleashing upon us all metalheads, heshers and headbangers their self-titled debut album, delivering old school, 80’s-inspired heavy music in the vein of Judas Priest, Dio, Armored Saint, and Iron Maiden. Mixed by Brian Scheuble (Mötley Crüe, Whitesnake, Stone Temple Pilots, Nine Inch Nails) mastered by Dave Collins (Metallica, Soundgarden), and displaying a killer artwork by Seldon Hunt, Axe Dragger is a timeless, earth-shaking beast of a record and an instant classic, adorned with a modern weight and grit.

Terry doesn’t waste any time and begin distilling his raspy, soaring vocals in Axe Dragger, and the song that carries the name of the band is indeed a metallic beast perfect for some wild headbanging. Then Fredrik and Pete rev up the band’s thunderous machine in Give You The Rope, a Judas Priest-infused tune spiced up by a striking solo by Bob, followed by Fight Another Day, a strong candidate for their live performances (if they start touring, of course), with elements of the Southern Rock and Metal by Pantera giving it a badass vibe. Iron Rider is (surprise, surprise) a song for lovers of the fast lane, as if Iron Maiden and Motley Crüe had a bastard son, with Bob taking the lead with his caustic riffage supported by Pete’s hammering drums; whereas Eat Me From The Inside is by far the most generic of all songs, falling flat after a while despite the visceral riffs by Bob.

Then back to a more ferocious mode the quartet fires Shock ‘Em Dead, with the bass lines by Fredrik punching us hard in the head while Terry keeps delivering his unparalleled vocals, and they truly thrive when they go full 80’s Heavy Metal, which is the case in El Toro, a no shenanigans, in-your-face aria showcasing another excellent performance by Terry while Pete dictates the song’s horns raising pace. The band invests in a massive Southern and Sludge Metal sonority in The Damned Will Cry, as heavy and melodic as it can be, and if you love the guitar attack by Iron Maiden and Judas Priest you’ll have a great time listening to Fire In The Madhouse, with Pete showing no mercy for his drums. Lastly, the band closes the album with an overdose of epic sounds in the form of Death Is Calling My Name, an ode to our beloved Rock N’ Roll.

“I’d been in touch with Pete Campbell for a while about trading riffs, drum beats, and ideas. I’ve also been teaching a student over FaceTime for a couple of years who wants to learn old Riot, Judas Priest, and DIO – and that really lit a fire under me to start writing an old-school heavy metal project. So Pete and I started sending riffs and beats back and forth, and once we had a few solid tunes, we brought in Terry Glaze and Fredrik Isaksson. The first song Terry sent back was Axe Dragger and Pete and I completely lost our minds. From there, we were all fired up, and over the course of a year, we put together this record. It’s a pure reflection of early ’80s heavy metal – and I hope you dig it. For the guitar geeks out there, this record is loaded with harmonic minor modes à la Powerslave-era Iron Maiden,” commented Bob Balch about the genesis of the supergroup, and if you want to know more about those talented veterans you can find them on Facebook, Instagram and Spotify, and grab your copy of their incendiary debut from Ripper Music’s Big Cartel (on CD or vinyl for US customers), webstore (for EU customers), or BandCamp (digital and physical worldwide). The axe of Heavy Metal is about to strike hard and fast with the debut by Axe Dragger, and you better get ready because those guys will take no prisoners in their quest for heavy music.

Best moments of the album: Iron Rider, El Toro and Fire In The Madhouse.

Worst moments of the album: Eat Me From The Inside.

Released in 2026 Ripple Music

Track listing
1. Axe Dragger 3:27
2. Give You The Rope 3:21
3. Fight Another Day 3:53
4. Iron Rider 3:52
5. Eat Me From The Inside 5:01
6. Shock ‘Em Dead 4:11
7. El Toro 3:06
8. The Damned Will Cry 4:22
9. Fire In The Madhouse 4:29
10. Death Is Calling My Name 4:48

Band members
Terry Glaze – vocals
Bob Balch – guitar
Fredrik Isaksson – bass
Pete Campbell – drums

Album Review – Toys That Bïte / You Have Been Warned (2026)

Get ready to rock together with this UK brigade and their debut album, leaning into life’s recognizable moments with tongues firmly in cheeks.

Playing the kind of Heavy Rock that grew up on Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Aerosmith and Dio, with a focus on big hooks rather than nostalgia, UK’s Hard Rock brigade Toys That Bïte is unleashing upon humanity their debut album, titled You Have Been Warned. Recorded by the band itself and engineered and mixed by Ben Turner at Axe & Trap Studios, and mastered by Romesh Dodangoda at Long Wave Studios, the debut by Adam “AJ” Stanley on vocals, Karl Bauers and Dave Rivett on the guitars, Jason “Shep” Sheppard on bass, and Terry “Tezza” Anderson on drums leans into life’s recognizable moments with tongues firmly in cheeks, offering an overdose of twin guitars, punchy tempos and choruses built to be shouted back.

Those old school rockers rev up their engines in style and hit the road with Toys That Bïte, with AJ taking the lead with his alcohol-infused rockin’ vocals; and presenting the galloping rhythm made famous by bands like Iron Maiden and Judas Priest, with of course Shep and Tezza stealing the spotlight, we have Genius Level Stupid, followed by The Devil Took My Heart, sounding like a song taken from the classic album Turbo, by Judas Priest, mixed with influences from the 70’s while Karl and Dave slash their axes mercilessly. Tezza then hammers his drums in the Rock N’ Roll party Last Train To Hell, making it impossible to stand still to such a thrilling tune, a wild ride where their riffs and solos exhale the essence of the genre. Ladies Of The Night offers another travel back in time to the glory of the 80’s, a song clearly inspired by the Sunset Strip sound, whereas Tits (Makes Him An Animal) showcases a weird name for a song, a bit too sexist, but if you don’t worry too much about it the song is quite entertaining.

Then presenting elements from Sludge and Southern Rock and Metal, the band invests in a more cadenced, yet extremely heavy tune titled Little Black Book, showcasing the power of the riff by Karl and Dave. Shep and Tezza once again craft a rumbling kitchen perfect for an avalanche of riffs in Hit That Like, while AJ delivers those classic, in-your-face Hard Rock vocals tailored for singling along with the band; and they keep firing their blend of classic Hard Rock with a strong Rock N’ Roll vein in Gentleman’s Club, with its backing vocals offering a nice support to AJ throughout the entire song, not to mention their incendiary guitar solos. Let’s keep on dancing the night away together with Toys That Bïte to the sound of Psychopath, also highly recommended for hitting the road (just be careful with the speed, of course), whereas the album closes with their ode to the art of drinking, Pour Me A Whiskey, of course presenting a powerful Southern Metal core, with its background keys elevating the song’s epicness considerably.

The rockin’ crew of Toys That Bïte can be found on Facebook and on Instagram, and I’m sure they’ll love to hear what you have to say about their music, and don’t forget to also subscribe to their YouTube channel, stream their music on Spotify, and put your hard rockin’ hands on You Have Been Warned by clicking HERE and selecting your favorite version of the album. AJ, Karl, Dave, Shep and Tezza are ready to kick some asses armed with their debut album of sheer Rock N’ Roll, and you better get ready for their sonic attack because those toys definitely bite.

Best moments of the album: Toys That Bïte, Last Train To Hell and Hit That Like.

Worst moments of the album: Tits (Makes Him An Animal).

Released in 2026 Dr. Johns Surgery Records

Track listing
1. Toys That Bïte 3:52
2. Genius Level Stupid 3:27
3. The Devil Took My Heart 4:02
4. Last Train To Hell 3:45
5. Ladies Of The Night 5:10
6. Tits (Makes Him An Animal) 3:06
7. Little Black Book 4:41
8. Hit That Like 3:42
9. Gentleman’s Club 3:47
10. Psychopath 3:32
11. Pour Me A Whiskey 4:57

Band members
Adam “AJ” Stanley – vocals
Karl Bauers – guitars, backing vocals
Dave Rivett – guitars, backing vocals
Jason “Shep” Sheppard – bass
Terry “Tezza” Anderson – drums